ellen degeneres here and now transcript

I dont know who started that. And for all of this years graduates, believe me, your best days are still ahead of you. I think we both hit our heads. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. Hes a handsome boy. [gasps] Happy birthday Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. I dont know why they insist on doing it. Yep, the green beans. 02:52 PM - 12 May . Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. They are. By the way, all right, listen to this joke. A trailblazer for LGBTQ activism and awareness, DeGeneres received early acclaim for her skills as a standup. [crowd laughs] I cant see. We should be on our own path. I love to drive and I like to drive fast and Im safe, but I do like to go fast and so slow drivers irritate me, because theyre goingso slow and lets be honest. Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? So well, then you can have the chicken? People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. When Ellen DeGeneres announced that her show was coming to a close, she was visibly upset. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. No cant have the chicken. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. In November 2019,. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. Maybe its time you try gay. I mean, its amazing. This was the graduation of the "Katrina Class" that entered in Fall 2005. These are good if I have to do this. You have nice feet. [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. Im the be-kind girl. You know what? Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. Negotiations breaking down That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Yeah. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Im not sure. Does it work? Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. I had a great life. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. I dont know. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . Thank you very much. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. Thank you. Why do you say the hand? You know what I mean? But I didnt know what I was gonna do and my life changed when I was 21 yearsold and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident And I passed the accident., it had just happened. Hum. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? Yeah. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. Hoe, who is you playin wit? Jen Aniston has dry eye. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? No, but Ive dined in other places before. Trulicity? Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? I dont know I am still gay by the way. Does she still have the cats? Yes, Im enjoying it. I love that expression. Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. Andy Lassner: (06:25) [crowd laughs] Hm. Thank you very much! Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. -How long youve been doing it? Curl up and read a good book or you know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Id never done comedy before and but Istarted thinking, well, it would ring fora long time its a big place and then hed put meon hold because hes a busy guy and Onward Christian Soldiers would play but it was live, not a tape and Im not gonna do the whole thing. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Birds it turns out, love music. And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. But they are so, the thingis if you have a sock that you like, everybody has their favorite socks and you will wear those socks as long as youpossibly can. -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. We never bought anything. Please, change. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. And now, by the power vested in me by the State of California and my friends at Shutterfly, I now pronounce you graduated. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. Throughout the years, Ellen . What did we do before the ladder? Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. Mazelel tov, graduates. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) One, two a day. So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. I love being vegan. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. Makes sense now. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. tWitch: (08:14) I make that statement, six years later, this happens. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Listen to the MP3 Audio here: Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 Commencement Speech at Tulane University TRANSCRIPT: Scott Cowen - 14th President, Tulane University Your email address will not be published. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Thank you. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) And the green beans on the side. Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. Back that ass up If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? Thank God, Ellen. Bread has been around forever. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. USA TODAY. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. We dont care. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Ellen Degeneres: (08:17) They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. They dont. I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. The guest list for the final show. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. These are good. And its not about the money. Then I do. I dont understand what fleas do even. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? OK. I have a good job. She was ashamed. DeGeneres has hosted the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and the Primetime Emmys. She opens the show with an obligatory . I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? You know. "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . -Are you in any pain? High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. to me. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English I didnt graduate college. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Still Oh, thank you. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. That was a religion we were. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. [background song playing] -Thats well done! -Ill get the asparagus. -No, not at all. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. Help me. And then I passed out. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Not bad . Lea Thompson. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Required fields are marked *. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. Back that ass up And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. Ellen Degeneres: (00:47) [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances March 16, 2022. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. These are good, I like these. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. Im sure you have it archived. It was my senior year of high school. Update this biography You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. . https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. Why do you say that to her?. I mean, if someone does something rude in traffic to you, you can honk and let themknow your disapproval and I I shouldnt even have a horn in my car. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I dont like to waste food. Thats good good advice. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. They just put the room in the air. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. 4. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. Theyre still listing the side effects. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and Isaid to myself: Im gonna do this on Johnny Carson and Ill be the first woman in thehistory of the show to be called over tosit down to talk to Johnny Carson. And, I mean, Im in a basementon a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. Its just gotten out of hand. No ones gonna watch a lesbian duringthe day.. Like: What was my choice? I can't move right now. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. Ellen DeGeneres: ( 04:48) All I've ever wanted to do is make people feel good and laugh, and there is no greater feeling than when someone tells me that I've made their day better with my show, or that I've helped them get through a sickness or a hard time in their lives. All rights reserved. Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to discuss a number of topics, including a mini speech he gave about his feelings on NFL . ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. And if youdont know Christian Science, it is areligion that does not believe in doctors or medicine. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". You commonly see cement on sidewalks. You know. Its really working out for me now. Shes your friend, shes my friend. Build with the best speech-to-text APIs around. I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. Can you do it without? The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. if you lookback at the first season. Have you dined with us before? We stand up. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. Yeah. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. And also, I have a fear of getting hit in the eye with one of those graduation caps because theyre extremely pointy and no one really pays attention. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. OK. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. See those leaders start to frown Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that I dont No. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. But its not until youve faced that fear head-on that you realized your power. No, thank you. Girl, you look good, wont you back that ass up The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. Complete biography of Ellen DeGeneres . Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? Where do you get your protein? Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. "I learned. El libro esta en la biblioteca. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. Why do you care where I get my protein? I got a TV from the gay lady. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. Fit as a fiddle. Is that a good shape? Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. Ellen: I know! I just danced as a joke. We just, were like: Well, for sure Im gonna work out cause theres a gym in the hotel, so Im gonna bring my running shoes, Ill run on the beach every day. And you can seethey have rhythm. Deathly allergic. You wont throw it away, cause what if someone finds it and opens something? Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. Im there three days, Ill bring six books and Yeah. This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. That was somebodys idea. Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) I cant No. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. Are there ten I just guessed. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. And I wantedto understand this. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. Its when I learned compassion. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. That and coal mining cause that seems hard, too. "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. I was 10 years old. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . We get a junk drawer. 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